Body by Dave

This will be me shortly. We, Trish and I, joined the brand new LA Fitness they just built down the street. Been going 3 weeks or so now. I'm trying to lose this Jello that's covering my 6-pack abs. I've balooned to 180 since I quit my favorite vice ever. I've got rolls named Buttermilk and Pillsbury.
Was doing 20 minutes on the Elyptical yesterday and got my heartrate to 165 for about 5 minutes before my heart said to myself," Self, why don't we stop and have a beer". Who's dumb idea was this anyway?
I'm workin at it, but it was a hell of a lot easier just smokin!